You wanna give me a PAIR of what??

After lunch today when i dropped Emma back off at school, I heard a commerical on the radio for some night club in Toronto. Their way of enticing people to come in this weekend is to offer the chance to win a Harley Davidson motorcycle for the guys....or a pair of breast implants for the ladies....ummm....ok? There are just way too many things wrong with this. First of all, what if the ladies would like to win the Harley? What if there is a man out there looking to win the implants for either himself (strange i know...but whatever!) or for his special lady? Why did they feel the need to emphasize the word PAIR in the statement "a PAIR of breast implants"? Is this supposed to show that they are really THE place to be on a Saturday night because they are offering you the chance to win not just ONE implant...but a PAIR of them?? What a weird world we live in. Anyway, I am now thinking of opening up my own nightclub and starting a promotion for the chance to win a PAIR of butt implants...not just one cheek from us...we are going all out and offering BOTH cheeks! To win the contest, you must either be the last man or woman standing in a marathon dance-off to that old Sir Mix-a-Lot classic "I Like Big Butts". UGH...How ridiculous people are sometimes!
Anyway, I know this post has absolutely nothing to do with diabetes...but I just felt the need to share. In conclusion, just to give this post a sense of belonging with the rest of my diabetes related posts...all I have left to say is diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes sucks.